May 2013
11 posts
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
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indiandaughter:
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
katara:
a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
lolistriders:
*walks onto a crime scene*
swiggity swag who’s in the bag
April 2013
4 posts
oncelut:
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
i…
more than half a year later n my sister is on a trip to new mexico and sends me tHIS BULLSHIT
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March 2013
7 posts
neurocyte:
i can’t believe obama was the first black hokage
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February 2013
13 posts
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vocaroo:
my grandma said to me “i’m scared that when i die the germans will try to invade again”
which implies she is the only woman in the world that is preventing a german invasion, and in her death, the last political force standing in germany’s way will have fallen
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January 2013
58 posts
realrobertpattinson:
it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone
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thecapn:
the subtle differences between omg, OMG, oh my god, o hmy god, poh my god, OH MY GOD, oh my goD, and oH MY GOD
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
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